Hey there, buddy. How are ya? Couple things I feel I didn't convey well enough while shouting at you from a block away. You were walkin kinda fast. =/
1) It's NOT okay to grab a strange girl by her arm, push her on the floor, & thrust your itty bitty dick in the general direction of her vagina. Btw, did you not take sex-ed? Here's a hint : we don't have holes near our knees.
2) "I need to cum, I need to cum"..... Seriously? That's precious. Not only have you proven how much of a sex-depraved scumbag you are, but you have also proven you are in DESPERATE need of better porn. 1 guy 1 jar?
3) If I, personally, were looking to get some ass at a party, in a dim, smoky room... I'd make sure to, at the bare minimum, NOT emit such horrendous body odor as was described to me. The least you could've done was reek of alcohol and/or puff on some of that Stress bullshit they were fuckin with.
4) How does it feel to STILL not score with my drunk ass friend? She downed so much vodka her Russian bf would've been proud.
5) I hope you weren't too embarrassed in front of the homies when I was calling you a little bitch.
Ya little bitch.
<3s & shots tho!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
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